Tuesday, December 10, 2013
How the Davey ruined Dr. Who…
Down in Who-ville
Liked Dr. Who a lot…
But the Davey,
Who lived just North of Who-ville,
Davey hated Dr. Who! The whole Whovian fandom!
Now, please don’t ask why. His thoughts are quite random.
It could be that the fans merely gave him a fright.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of this
May have been that his heart was replaced by a Dalehk.
Whatever the reason,
His heart or his shoes,
He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating Dr. Whos…
Tuesday, December 3, 2013
How to convert someone…..just take the remote and lock the TV on the channel
This is about how 95% of all conversions to the herd occur.
Saturday, November 23, 2013
I just came as well.
…oh yeah and I came to that conclusion as well.
This would be an understatement.
Friday, November 22, 2013
While people continue with the tentacles and cum vials i’m just gonna do this
pretty much based entirely on this screencap
It is so good to have new episodes again. So much more fuel for the dirty fire. ^__^
A comic about why witches are stereotyped as riding broom:
Apparently once upon a time there was an ointment one could rub on a broom - that was most popular amongst herbalists (such as many witches) - that was a hallucinogenic. One would ride the broom for masturbating purposes and the ointment would be absorbed through the mucus membrane of the vagina and give the rider a sensation of flying.
Now you will never look at Quidditch the same way again.
I don’t know aboutt he rest of this, but given the quality of brooms in the 18th century, this looks like a great way to get a cooch full of splinters.